Down In One Golf Society

   Newsletter Issue 17 - October 2007

Introduction

This issue covers our walking holiday in Poland, the South East golf tour and our latest golf break in Bournemouth.

Poland

The society’s eagerness to seek out new opportunities saw five of us going to Poland in the middle of June for a short walking holiday. Andrzej organised the trip, which included a three day rental on a house in Zakopane at the foot of the Tatras mountains.

On our arrival at Krakow airport Andrzej also skilfully negotiated our taxi ride to the house. It was only later that we found out that the taxi driver had made his fare look competitive by grossly overstating the cost of the bus fare to Zakopane.

Our first meal in Poland

After a few circuits of Zakopane in the taxi we eventually found the rental house and got settled in. Feeling hungry we went in search of a meal and stumbled across a nearby empty restaurant. Whilst we were enjoying our first meal in Poland it started to rain heavily so we were forced to stay in the restaurant, order more beer and food and play cards until the rain stopped.

The next morning, fortified by Hugh’s porridge and carrying our packed lunches, we set off for our first walk in the Tatras National Park. Hugh and David took the lead, which turned out to be a mistake as they missed the direction arrows and headed further up the mountain than was intended. Eventually they realised their error and rejoined Andrzej, Ian and Rob in time for the picnic lunch and our walk back to the house. 

The next day we took a bus to a different part of the National Park and joined hordes of locals, young and old, to walk up a long metalled road to a beautiful lake. We walked part of the way around this first lake to reach a rocky path up to second lake.

Did we really come up there

This proved to be an arduous climb for us, although some of the local women seemed to manage it easily wearing flip flops.

Andrzej returned home on the third day and left the rest of us to find our way by bus to Auschwitz. This was an interesting but harrowing day out.

South East Golf Tour

In August a short South East golf tour was organised by the Captain to celebrate the visit of his brother-in-law, Adrian. This tour was memorable for two reasons - David and Andrzej got to stay at Nina's pub in Lewes, and an inaugural visit was made to Hugh's Golf Club in the New Forest at Bramshaw.

At the magnificent East Sussex course, Andrzej did a "Rob" and fixed the results so that David won back his cockerel - the famous one, which David tried to get rid of when he cleared his garage.

Rod and Ray getting a grip

Autumn Golf Break 2007

On 29th September seven of us arrived at Queens Park golf course in Bournemouth to compete for the Secretary’s Cup. There were supposed to be eight players, but David had forgotten that he would be in France over the weekend watching a rugby world cup match. Andrzej triumphed to win the cup with a score of 30 stableford points. Ian won Nearest The Pin and John won the Longest Drive.

The rest of the guests at our hotel were on a coach trip from Lowestoft and as they settled in for the free evenings entertainment we quickly vacated the bar in search of somewhere to eat. Most of the pubs had bouncers on the doors and were packed with young men in black and young girls in short skirts. Eventually we found a restaurant where we could book a table and then moved to the bar next door to have a drink.

Later in the restaurant we had a very enjoyable meal, suitably attired in hats and beards, much to the amusement of some of the other diners and our male Polish waiter.

Sunday’s competition for the Treasurer’s Trophy was held at Meyrick Park Golf Course. Like Queens Park this is on land open to the public and was made all the more interesting by the undulating fairways that hid any walkers from view. Remarkably no members of the general public were hit and Rob won the trophy with 35 stableford points. In a repeat of Saturday’s performance, Ian won Nearest The Pin and John the Longest Drive.

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Hugh is overdressed

The evening meal, which was in a curry house close to our hotel, was followed by our 9th AGM. In the absence of any other sensible suggestions it was agreed that the make up of the committee should remain unchanged. But it was decided that, in future, members who are also club golfers should have their handicaps reset to their club handicaps at the start of each golf break. It was also decided that the next day’s competition should be played off scratch.

Canford Magna was the venue for the final days golf and the competition for the President’s Putter.

We need help

Andrzej won the prize with 15 stableford points (which equated to 31 off his society handicap).  Nobody won Nearest The Pin but Hugh won the Longest Drive. Andrzej also won the Diogs Bowl with the most stableford points accumulated over the three days (76) and Rod won the Tous Trios Trophie with 21 points. The usual presentations of prizes took place in the club restaurant at end of the golf break.

Presentation of the Secretary’s Cup

Presentation of the Treasurer’s Trophy

Presentation of the President’s Putter

Presentation of the Diogs Bowl

Presentation of the Tous Trois Trophie