Down In One Golf Society

   Newsletter Issue 3 - November 2000

Introduction

Since the last newsletter the society has increased its membership and enjoyed another extremely successful golf break, this time in Kent.

New Membership

Richard Skeet has joined the society as a Full Member.  This brings the membership up to seven.  The optimum size for the society is probably eight, so there is room for one more.

Golf Break In Kent

The autumn golf break in Kent, from Friday 20 to Monday 23 October, was attended by:

    Bob "Bandit" Anderson

    Rod "Black Book" Baker

    Rob "Hacker" Haines

    Andrzej "President" Potocki     

    Richard "Snorer" Skeet

    David "Talker" Tavner

In the Kings Head in Deal

On the drive down to Kent the heavens opened and everyone was beginning to wonder if golf in late October was such a good idea.  Fortunately the next morning brought cloudy skies but no further rain.  All of the competitors stayed in the Kings Head in Deal, a very pleasant pub with equally pleasant bar staff.

On the Saturday morning the competitors played the first round for the DIOGS Bowl over two of the nine hole courses at Princes Golf Club (The Shores and The Dunes).  This round involved two three ball matches (much to everyone's confusion as it appears that in this format player A can beat player B, B can beat C and yet C can still beat A).

There is more than one way to swing a club

In the afternoon the two winners from the morning's matches, Bob and Richard, played against each other in the second round of the DIOGS Bowl.  At the same time as this play off all competitors competed for the President's Putter in a putting competition.  Both competitions were played on the third nine hole course at Princes (The Himalayas). Bob won the DIOGS Bowl and David won the President's Putter taking only 14 putts over the nine holes!

    President: Andrzej Potocki

    Vice President: Bob Anderson

    Treasurer: Rod Baker

    Secretary: Rob Haines

The outgoing Vice President generously handed out the following certificates:

    Boring Old Fart: Andrzej Potocki

    Golfer Of The Year: Rob Haines

    Over The Hill: Rod Baker

    World's Greatest Boozer: Bob Anderson     

    World's Loudest Snorer: Richard Skeet

In the evening the society held its third AGM, this time in an Indian restaurant in Deal. Although no official record exists from this meeting it can be confirmed that the new committee consists of:

Sunday morning was spent walking the pier, reading the papers and in Bob's case buying an exercise bike.  In the afternoon we played for the Secretary's Cup on the 18 hole course at Walmer and Kingsdown.  Rod won the cup with 30 stableford points. Andrzej came second with 29 points and Bob and Richard came joint third with 26 points each. Unfortunately David and Richard were unable to stay and enjoy the remainder of the break due to pressure of (at) work.

Back to Princes on Monday morning for another 18 holes of golf (27 holes had been planned but injuries were taking their toll). In a bracing wind the four remaining golfers battled their way round an almost deserted course in fierce competition for the Treasurer's Trophy.  Rod was once again the winner scoring 28 stableford points. Bob came second with 24, Andrzej retired hurt and Rob managed to scrape together 16 points (9 of which were scored on the last 4 holes).

All in all a very enjoyable golf break.

Presentation of the Secretary’s Cup

Presentation of the Treasurer’s Trophy

Future Golfing Trips

The President has been tasked with organising the next golfing break which is pencilled in for Norfolk sometime towards the end of next May.

DIOGS Web Site

The first cut at the DIOGS web site should be up and running before the end of the year (that is assuming the Secretary can keep off the golf course long enough to get it together).